The world’s shortest review of Peter Gabriel’s album So:
So what?
Thursday, April 3, 2025
Wednesday, April 2, 2025
Thought of the Day
I
was reading that a great white shark ate 17 Chinese swimmers near the seaside resort of Sanya
the other day. Apparently, he wasn’t going
to attack them all. But the shark ate one and he was still hungry.
Tuesday, April 1, 2025
Monday, March 31, 2025
Friday, March 28, 2025
Wednesday, March 26, 2025
Thought of the Day
Plastic pollution is
becoming a huge problem these days. I was reading that over 350 million tonnes
of plastic is released into the environment every year. And two thirds of that
is just Reba McEntire.
Monday, March 24, 2025
Friday, March 21, 2025
Thought of the Day
People always say, “If
man were meant to fly, he’d have been born with wings.” I can’t get behind
that. That’s like saying, “If man were meant to drive, he’d have been born with
keys.”
Thursday, March 20, 2025
Thought of the Day
I was reading that the
average NFL player is paid over $3.2-million a year to play professional football. And I can
understand why. I’d ask for a pile of money too if I was going to end up
getting brain damage.
Tuesday, March 18, 2025
Thought of the Day
I think the guy who named
the “Rocky Mountains” just wanted to go home early that day.
Monday, March 17, 2025
Thought of the Day
My neighbour warned me there’s
a pack of wild dogs hanging around the neighbourhood – but I’m not worried. I
hear the only thing they’ve been doing is staying up late to watch Jimmy
Kimmel.
Friday, March 14, 2025
Thought of the Day
Here’s a helpful tip… If your name is The Human
Cannonball, and it’s your job to get shot out of a cannon, make sure you don’t
get into a serious accident. You might have to change your name to The Barely
Human Cannonball.
Wednesday, March 12, 2025
Thought of the Day
If you ask me, I’d rather
have a five-leaf clover than a four-leaf clover. If I had a five-leaf clover, I
could always sell it on eBay.
Monday, March 10, 2025
Friday, March 7, 2025
Thought of the Day
My cousin Egbert has
never been great when it comes to remembering things. One time, his wife told
him to go out and get some Oasis orange juice, and Egbert came back with Noel
Gallagher.
Thursday, March 6, 2025
Thought of the Day
I went to see a dog show
in town the other day, and the Grand Champion was pretty incredible. Some lady
from Toledo had taught her Pomeranian how to cheat on his income taxes.
Wednesday, March 5, 2025
Thought of the Day
I often wonder why people
try and grow a ponytail when they don’t the first thing about horses.
Tuesday, March 4, 2025
Thought of the Day
The other day, I
got a call from a scammer looking for money by pretending to be my grandson. So
I gave him a hard time about never coming to visit me on Christmas.
Monday, March 3, 2025
Thought of the Day
It looks like the NHL has finally hit paydirt with their
new 4 Nations Face-Off international hockey
tournament, which averaged over 6.5 million viewers per game. They were
actually going to call it – the 5 Nations Face-Off – but they couldn’t find
enough players from Uruguay.
Friday, February 21, 2025
Thought of the Day
I think my dentist
must be looking for more patients. I can tell because the other day I was
sitting in the lobby, waiting for my appointment, and a tumbleweed rolled by.
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