What is a “report”?
report (verb)
to give a spoken or written account of something that one has observed, heard, done or investigated.
report (noun)
- a piece of information that is unsupported by firm evidence and that the speaker feels may or may not be true.
- a sudden loud noise of or like an explosion or gunfire.
So, why is it called “The Scarecrow Report”?
I’m
not telling you.
Is The Scarecrow Report for real?
The
Scarecrow Report is a work of parody. Although reference is made to real
persons, things and events, the content is a product of the author’s imagination
only.
Is The Scarecrow Report updated on a daily basis?
I’ll think about it... How much money do you have?
Is The Scarecrow Report the straw that stirs the drink?
Sadly, no.
Why is it called “The Scarecrow
Report”?
Sorry... I’m still not telling you.
