Thought of the Day

I think the only reason that Batman got Robin for a sidekick is he needed someone for the bad guys to shoot at first.

Thought of the Day

I wonder if clowns ever go to their mechanic and tell them their car is making a funny noise.

Thought of the Day

I was reading that Colonel Sanders never really cared about all the money he made in the fried chicken business. He just loved to sit around and boast about all the Japs he killed in Okinawa.

Thought of the Day

My Uncle Sid had a three-legged dog once named “Cashew.” My uncle called him Cashew because when he bought him, his friends all said he was nuts.

Thought of the Day

I wonder if snakes ever get pissed off that they don’t have any arms.

Thought of the Day

I think it’s okay to take magic mushrooms as long as you don’t try doing the saw a woman in half trick.

Thought of the Day

I wonder how many employees get fired at Kraft every month for making jokes about cutting the cheese.