COVID-19…
Nuclear proliferation…
The continued existence of Ryan Seacrest…
Yes, these are dark times, my friends. But desperate times call for desperate measures.
That’s why, in an effort to bring some well-meaning nonsense to the world, I’m pleased to introduce – The Scarecrow Report – a comic blog that will be updated on a semi-regular basis.
Recommended by four out of five dentists who have nothing better to do, The Scarecrow Report might not change your life. But then again, neither did “Soap-on-a-Rope.”
Feel free to peruse (or ignore) The Scarecrow Report at your leisure.
Respectfully yours,
Scarecrow-in-chief
