Friday, April 29, 2022

Something's The Matter With Bruce

I got another call from Bruce Hornsby last night. He wanted to apologize for the way he’d been acting lately. It sounds like this whole COVID thing has really got him up a tree, and he went a little overboard on the Sinutabs. Besides, things haven’t been quite the same since that rat bastard Don Henley (his words, not mine) stopped returning his calls. I said, “Hey, Bruce, forget about it. That’s just the way it is.”