Here at The Scarecrow Report, we would like to deeply and sincerely apologize
for the coarse language and adult subject matter in our last post. We
always make it a point to keep offensive material to a minimum. And
by minimum, we mean quite a lot, really.
So in the future, Mrs. Ruth
Eppings of Newcastle, Ontario—yes, yes, we heard you—please keep an open
mind about such things and remember that denial is not just a river in
Egypt.
