My great-great-uncle Melvin became a fabulously rich man just before he died. Melvin opened up
a stand on the Titanic and started selling wigs and dresses to all the men who
wanted to get on the lifeboats first.
Friday, November 22, 2024
Thursday, November 21, 2024
Thought of the Day
Here’s one thing you’ll
never hear around the dinner table at an Ethiopian’s house: “Are you going to
finish that?”
Wednesday, November 20, 2024
Thought of the Day
I don’t know if it’s just me – but I think the guy who
invented the clock radio should learn how to make up his mind.
Monday, November 18, 2024
Thought of the Day
I
was reading that a homeless man in Casper, Wyoming just got caught trying to
rob a bank. I guess he should’ve known better... The guy didn’t have a getaway
car so he got caught waiting for the bus.
Friday, November 15, 2024
Thought of the Day
They say that dogs have got it made. Free food. Roof over
their heads. But if you ask me, it can’t be easy going around sniffing everybody’s
ass.
Wednesday, November 13, 2024
Thought of the Day
I went to a fortune teller once and asked her what she
could see in her crystal ball. “Nothing,” she said. “My ball’s in the shop.”
Tuesday, November 12, 2024
Friday, November 8, 2024
Thought of the Day
My friend Karl had a
really close call last summer. He was out camping in B.C. when he found himself
face-to-face with a giant grizzly bear. So Karl did the only thing he could do.
He told the bear that his girlfriend tasted like salmon.
Thursday, November 7, 2024
Thought of the Day
I was shopping in Canadian Tire the other day when I
noticed a guy walking around in camouflage pants. I walked up to him and said,
“Dude, your pants aren’t working.”
Tuesday, November 5, 2024
Thought of the Day
I was reading that the Great Wall of China is over 13,000
miles long, which makes perfect sense. If it was only thirteen miles long, it’d
be the Not So Great Wall of China.
Monday, November 4, 2024
Thought of the Day
I’m not the most religious guy in the world. But every
time I eat at Taco Bell, I pray I don’t get the runs.
Friday, November 1, 2024
Thought of the Day
Some people wear nicotine
patches to get over their addiction to cigarettes. My friend Karl started
wearing a pumpkin patch. Apparently he’s got a serious addiction to pie.
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