Tuesday, November 5, 2024

Thought of the Day

I was reading that the Great Wall of China is over 13,000 miles long, which makes perfect sense. If it was only thirteen miles long, it’d be the Not So Great Wall of China.

Monday, November 4, 2024

Thought of the Day

I’m not the most religious guy in the world. But every time I eat at Taco Bell, I pray I don’t get the runs.

Friday, November 1, 2024

Thought of the Day

Some people wear nicotine patches to get over their addiction to cigarettes. My friend Karl started wearing a pumpkin patch. Apparently he’s got a serious addiction to pie.