Tuesday, November 26, 2024

A Very Scarecrow Announcement

In light of the current national strike going on at Canada Post, The Scarecrow Report has made the unprecedented decision to go on strike with itself.

We understand our six readers will be sorely disappointed by this news – particularly George, Yuki and Mangyanimal13, who owe us money. But we can no longer abide by The Scarecrow Report’s refusal to get a haircut and take the garbage out once in a while.

We apologize for the service interruption and look forward to processing jokes again in a timely manner. Please stay tuned.

And yes, George, Yuki and Mangyanimal13 – you still owe us money.