Monday, December 2, 2024

A Scarecrow Strike Update

The Scarecrow Report strike has now entered its second week – and the general public (well, George, really) is demanding to know if The Scarecrow Report has finally bit the big one. Sadly, both parties remain far apart and our key demands – namely a foosball table and a weekend in Tahiti with Scarlet Johannsen – have yet to materialize.

Again, we apologize for the current lack of content. But it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that.

In the meantime, please enjoy this clip of a guy eating a sandwich.