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Monday, October 10, 2022

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When life gives you lemons, it’s time to open a produce aisle.

By The Scarecrow Report at October 10, 2022

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Due to a worldwide shortage of celery, carrots and tomatoes, Campbell's has announced it's changing the name of its popular V-8 vegetable juice to "V-5." When it was pointed out that there is no worldwide shortage of celery, carrots and tomatoes, a spokesman for Campbell's said, "Get out of here!"

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