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Thursday, December 14, 2023

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I bought tickets to see Elton John once. Unfortunately, it was tickets to see Elton John doing his taxes.

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Due to a worldwide shortage of celery, carrots and tomatoes, Campbell's has announced it's changing the name of its popular V-8 vegetable juice to "V-5." When it was pointed out that there is no worldwide shortage of celery, carrots and tomatoes, a spokesman for Campbell's said, "Get out of here!"

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