We hate to disappoint our one reader in Paraguay. But we thought it best to let them know we’ve just returned from the Winter Olympics in Italy, where we were participating in the Canadian Snow Angel Team.
Alas, our dream of winning the gold has finally gone –
kaput. We got beat by Mozambique – which is sad really because the closest
they’ve come to a snowflake is the Slurpee machine at 7-Eleven.
Ah, well. There’s always 2030.
