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Monday, September 21, 2026

Thought of the Day

I forgot to pick up some food for my dog the other day. So I just gave him a mailman and two plumbers.

By The Scarecrow Report at September 21, 2026

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On The Today Show this week, Star Trek legend and celebrity pitchman William Shatner announced he’s planning to film his next colonoscopy for an HBO special. The 95-year-old actor, who refuses to go away, said his new project was a natural choice given all the years he’s spent eating bran. “The fans are always desperate to learn every little thing about me,” Shatner said. “Now they’ll be able to boldly go where no man has gone before.”

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