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Famed environmental activist David Suzuki lost his mind during a recent appearance on CTV News at Six. The interview was going smoothly until Suzuki was asked about climate change. Suzuki replied by saying, “I love blueberry sandwiches.” The 88-year-old broadcaster went on to say his best friends are kangaroos, and it had been a long time since he’d put a watermelon in his shorts. “Oh, that’s nothing,” Suzuki’s spokesman said. “You should’ve seen him last week on The National."

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Friday, July 12, 2024

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